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  • Hail to all who have made it their mission to view this site, me and the rest of the deem team truly appreciate it. But one thing running an active website allows you it gives you the ability to comment on world issues on time and be current with your remarks. Unfortunately this is not one of those times, this time I chose to dig up something which was shelved from appearing in the magazine, my personal ode to one of my favourite daggering… ahmm excuse me… coupling songs: Dagga Dat by Bragga. Some of our older fans will recognize this style of taking a complete song in patois and “trying” to put it in standard English from our Weh Yuh Seh segment. Well the website allows me to do everything I have always wanted to do, when I want to do it. So here is the original Dagga Dat followed by my rendition and if you think you could possibly make my translation funnier please email your interpretations to alewis@backayard.com. Bless!!

     

    Dagga Dat A UIM productions An mi say yow flick it like a dolla, An mi a say roll it like a ten cent, An mi a say daggerin never postpone, An mi a say yoow bragga hol' a girl an dagga, An yah hear mi nuh propa to da fullness,

     

    Touch di dance an fuck tune a play, Tasheka touch Kim right away, See bragga deh a dagga sumn side a Fay, See bragga deh a dagga sumn side a Fay, A which gal a ask if a Bragga dat? Cum ova yah so an mek me dagga dat, A which gal a ask if a Bragga dat? A Mus di one inna di white nuh di one inna di black,

     

    A which gal deh pon di rooftop? Look so sexy inna di pink frock, Like she have a tattoo inna har back, Wha write pon har back? Bragga dagga dat,

     

    Touch di dance an fuck tune a play, Tasheka touch Kim right away, See bragga deh a dagga sumn side a Fay, See bragga deh a dagga sumn side a Fay, Flick di pussy pon mi cocky like a dolla coin, Cent, five cent, ten cent, gimme di dolla wine, Mi fuck di gal she tell har man she nuh want a noda wine, It badda dan Assassin an it badda dan Spragga wine, A Bragga wine, A di real bad propa wine, You si Ochro an di snappa wine, You see di doctor, an di richman, an di gun whe it cock? a wine, Inna mi back a whe it lock, a wine, So mi sing,

      

    This ia a UIM production As I mentioned before “Please flip it like a piece of silver” And I also recommend “Rotating it like ten pence” I assure you that coupling can never be delayed So I must say finally “Bragga embrace that young lady and dance” Listen to me people properly and keenly

     

    So I attended this shindig where a good song begun to play Tasheka alerted Kim immediately Isn’t that Bragga coupling with a young lady by the side of Fay, Isn’t that Bragga coupling with a young lady by the side of Fay, One wonders which lassie is querying “Is that Bragga?” Please draw near and allow me to couple with you One wonders which lassie is querying “Is that Bragga?” Could it be the lady in white or the lady in the black?

     

    Who is that on the rooftop? She looks enticing in that pink gown It is almost like she has a tattoo in her back What is illustrated on her back? Bragga couple that

     

    So I attended this shindig where a good song begun to play Tasheka alerted Kim immediately Isn’t that Bragga coupling with a young lady by the side of Fay, Isn’t that Bragga coupling with a young lady by the side of Fay, You should flip your cunt preferably on my phallus as you would a shilling Pence, five pence, ten pence, be so kind and don’t forget to give me the dollar grind I copulate with that lass so well that she told her spouse that she won’t require another grind It is better than Assassin’s or Spragga’s grind The Bragga grind It has been rated the real and proper grind Do you see okra and the snapper grind? Do you see the doctor (fish), and the rich man and revolver when it is primed? It is in back where my grinding abilities resides That is why I vocalize

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